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poppunkandsoup:

thank u wikihow

dicktarts:

me on instagram

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me in real life

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cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

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dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

officialunitedstates:

where does the moon go during the day?  i think it goes to las vegas

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

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q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a:

they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken

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